mackle tackle or... puke!

People got it all twisted and they have been twisting this for years. I really do not understand how a normal human being would actually confuse sexuality with gender. But for those who clearly have an IQ even less than my lil’ sisters, here it goes: Homosexuality is not a gender-identity-crisis – it is sexuality. For some strange, messed up reason, people actually have this mindset that just because I am gay, I believe that God should have created me as a girl. No, you are wrong. I would never even think of questioning God about anything because He doesn’t make mistakes. Anyway, let’s save that for a Sunday post. Where was I? Oh, yeah… Me being gay only means that I have a sexual attraction for the same-sex, in this case – men. Okay, sh**, wait…when I say ‘men’ I do not mean like men-men. I feel like ‘men’ makes it sound as though I am attracted to people my dad’s age. I think I should have just said ‘males’. Okay, there you go- males! Yes, I am feminine, probably got more fashion sense than an average girl, but that does not mean that I feel that I would do a better job at being female. I am not a bitch. I am a gitch. For you, make that greedy-gitch. I got a penis! I do not want boobz. I could never wear a thong. I am gay. A gay-male. And gonna grow up to be a man who will have beard!

oh hell yeah!!

 

 

It's being reported that rapper Kanye West and his reality star girlfriend Kim Kardashian have named their brand-new baby, born this weekend, Kaidence Donda West. Donda was Kanye's late mother's name, so that makes sense, but, um, Kaidence? What's going on with Kaidence?

Well, as we all should know by now, Kim comes from a family of Ks. Her sisters are named Khloé, Kourtney, Kylie, and Kendall. Her mom's name is Kris. Her sorta ex-husband's name is also Kris. Kanye's name is... Kanye. So a K name was to be expected. But Kaidence is a peculiar one. Or so it would seem. In truth it's not terribly uncommon at all. We are living in the era of Jayden, after all. Kaidence, as it turns out, has been a reasonably popular baby name for the past ten years, though it's more commonly spelled Kaydence or Cadence. The name first popped up in the United States in the early 2000s, and then mysteriously spiked in popularity in 2003 and 2004. One baby name website credits the surge of Kaydences (and the attendant Kadences and Cadences and Caidences etc.) to the 2003 movie American Wedding, which featured a character named Cadance, played by January Jones, of all people. (There's a even track named "Cadence" on composer Christophe Beck's score for the film.)

So basically Kim and Kanye got their baby name, or a version of it, from a January Jones character from an American Pie sequel. The actual word cadence is of course used to refer to rhythm and music, so maybe that's why they picked it, given Kanye's career and all. Whatever their reasons, we shouldn't be too surprised by this initially strange-sounding name. Ranking in at No. 271 in the top baby names of 2012, Kaydence is more popular than Caitlin, than Nina, than Joanna, than good old Holly. (It's more popular than Lyric, too.) We're going to have a lot of Kaydences and Kadences and Cadences applying for jobs and entering the known adult world in a couple of decades. And now there's at least one Kaidence. We should prepare for this. It is the future. Someday you'll hobble your weary bones over to the wedding of a Jayden and a Kaidence, friends of your kids Jaxon and Makayla. It's inevitable.

sexuality or gender?!

People got it all twisted and they have been twisting this for years. I really do not understand how a normal human being would actually confuse sexuality with gender. But for those who clearly have an IQ even less than my lil’ sisters, here it goes: Homosexuality is not a gender-identity-crisis – it is sexuality. For some strange, messed up reason, people actually have this mindset that just because I am gay, I believe that God should have created me as a girl. No, you are wrong. I would never even think of questioning God about anything because He doesn’t make mistakes. Anyway, let’s save that for a Sunday post. Where was I? Oh, yeah… Me being gay only means that I have a sexual attraction for the same-sex, in this case – men. Okay, sh**, wait…when I say ‘men’ I do not mean like men-men. I feel like ‘men’ makes it sound as though I am attracted to people my dad’s age. I think I should have just said ‘males’. Okay, there you go- males! Yes, I am feminine, probably got more fashion sense than an average girl, but that does not mean that I feel that I would do a better job at being female. I am not a bitch. I am a gitch. For you, make that greedy-gitch. I got a penis! I do not want boobz. I could never wear a thong. I am gay. A gay-male. And gonna grow up to be a man who will have beard!

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Get you thinking boys!!

 

 

Here's something you should know Boys

 

A girl has no problem fighting for your love, but she refuses to have to compete with another girl for it. See, a girl can handle a lot of things. You can be a total asshole & she'll still be with you. You guys can argue & she can't stay mad at you. You can make some mistakes & she'll eventually forgive you. But she can't handle sharing you with another girl.

If ...

another girl has your attention, if another girl has your interest, if another girl manages to make you fall for her, then don't expect her to try to win you over cause she shouldn't have to win something that was already hers. Don't expect her to show you why she's the better girl for you when she's proven that to you over & over again. Lastly, don't expect her to stay while you make up your mind, cause you shouldn't have to choose in the first place if she had your love all along.

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HOW TO ENJOY SEX AS COUPLES

Have you heard the myth that says some people can orgasm through sex while others can't? Well, don't believe it. Everyone can learn how to orgasm during sex; it just takes a little practice and a lot of patience.

1. Learn to relax. This is the most important factor you need to master if you want to have enjoyable orgasms. You 

need to understand that there is a vicious cycle that people often fall ...into when trying to reach orgasm during sex. They get uptight because they are not getting closer to orgasm and this makes it more difficult to actually orgasm.
In fact, they are further away from having an orgasm because this causes extra tension and stress which only makes matters worse and less likely for them to orgasm. Learning to relax and stop caring about having an orgasm may sound counter-intuiti­ve, but it's actually vital if you do want to climax.

2. Make foreplay last longer. Both men and women enjoy foreplay, and it ultimately leads to stronger and more powerful orgasms for both sexes. Make sure your partner knows this!
So, how long should foreplay last? Ideally, it should last for at least 20 minutes, but it can last for much longer. By spending up to two hours caressing, kissing, massaging and rubbing your body, you will both be more relaxed and aroused than if foreplay only lasted for three minutes. And being more relaxed and aroused means that reaching orgasm will be far, far easier

3. Turn off the lights and turn on some music. Turning the lights off when you have sex has a powerful effect. If you are self-conscious about your body, you'll find that having sex in the dark takes away a lot of the pressure.
In the dark, your partner can't see your body, he can't make eye contact with you and he can't see what you are doing. This takes a lot of the anxiety out of sex for many people.
Listening to music is great for filling the room with sound that drowns out the sounds you and your partner are making. It can also turn you on and add extra eroticism to your sex session if it's a band or artist that puts you in the mood.

4.. Explore what turns you on. Relaxing and turning the lights off is all very good when it comes to learning how to have an orgasm, but it's a little passive. In order to be more active, find things that turn you on and bring you closer to orgasm. If you want to know how to orgasm every time you sex, you need to get to know your body intimately.
No matter what it is that arouses you and turns you on the most, it's important to find out. When you discover what enables you to orgasm easily, relay the information to your partner so that he can apply what you learned when you're together...

Must Read; Why Oprah Winfrey wants to know Justin Bieber

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Oprah Winfrey says Justin Bieber is a pop phenomenon like the Beatles or Elvis or Michael Jackson, but also radically different because his fandom is boosted by the impact of social media. The talk show host and now network chief is reflecting on the significance of the teen superstar in light of an episode of Oprah's Next Chapter airing Sunday in which she sits down for an in-depth talk with the Biebs.

It might be time that someone actually talks to the lad in something more than soundbites. Too many Justin Bieber quotes come from press conferences in which multiple scribes shout questions at him, to no great purpose. He may actually be the relatively wholesome and intelligent person he appears to project.

Oprah is giving nothing away ahead of Sunday's broadcast, except for a few of her questions. She'll pose doozies like "Do you feel that people are rooting for you or waiting for you to make a mistake?" and "How do you figure out who you are when you're growing up in a fan frenzy." Both vintage Oprah. And she'll push him a bit on his relationship with Selena Gomez.

But she hasn't released more than a word or two of Bieber's answers, so there's no knowing whether there's anything there to be revealed. And that's vintage Oprah, the businesswoman. Her 1993 interview with Michael Jackson went live around the world within 24 hours. And she'd like her 2012 interview with Bieber to do the same, because her OWN network is up there in the subscriber channels and not drawing the audience she dreamed of. For the first time, Discovery Networks International is carrying the show and showing it around the world and she wants to start out that relationship with something that millions of fans cannot pass up.